Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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