check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Your dad touched me again.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
