Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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