his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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