He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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