are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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