New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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