where am i from again
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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