PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
