I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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