: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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