On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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