Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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