Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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