Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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