she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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