is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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