Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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