i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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