You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
