weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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