we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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