But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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