How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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