Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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