do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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