can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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