I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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