I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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