you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I see more hoeing in ur future
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