Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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