whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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