There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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