the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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