those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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