The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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