i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm too high and old for this...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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