I want to make a zoo with you.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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