I need help removing her.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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