id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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