We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
