Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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