As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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