seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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