Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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