Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Randomize
