Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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