dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Randomize
