I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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