whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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